
Hi dee ho. This is Carl Cordova, official C.R.O.C. spokesperson and, apparently, chief blogger. I was told that to reach the teeming masses of youngsters out there in cyberland, we absolutely had to have one of these.
So here I am. Typing. If you’re reading this you must really love the environment, because at C.R.O.C., we do too. We love it so much, we want to make sure that environmental destruction goes hand in hand with theoretical environmental protection. Makes sense, doesn’t it? We think so.
If you don’t get it, you will. C.R.O.C. is here to help people like you reap the benefits of carbon offsets, then wreak havoc on the environment you love so much. If you haven’t checked out our Earned Devastation Calculator, do it now. It’s the quickest way to find out how much environmental destruction you’re entitled to do. Before you know it, you’ll be acting like a big ol’ multi-national polluter – doing some good things here and there so you get off the hook for bad things you want to do.
Bet you never thought that hybrid of yours would give you the right to set fire to an old-growth redwood forest. Well, today’s the day. And tomorrow looks even brighter, if you don’t think about the pollution. And we sure don’t. It’s been offset, right? You’re damn right it has.
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